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Larry Van Guilder writes for the Shopper-News, a weekly newspaper in Knoxville, Tennessee.
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Friday
07Mar2008

What the Mayor could be singing soon...

(To the tune of Tammy Wynette's "D-I-V-O-R-C-E")

My O-U-S-T-E-R suit,

Becomes final today.

Me and Arms and Van De V,

Will be going away.

I love you all and this will be pure H-E double L to boot,

Oh, I wish that I could stop this O-U-S-T-E-R suit!

 

 

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