What the Mayor could be singing soon...

(To the tune of Tammy Wynette's "D-I-V-O-R-C-E")

My O-U-S-T-E-R suit,

Becomes final today.

Me and Arms and Van De V,

Will be going away.

I love you all and this will be pure H-E double L to boot,

Oh, I wish that I could stop this O-U-S-T-E-R suit!